Can't sleep.

二哥, 十兄弟周刊!

BEEN AWHILE SINCE I LAST SHOW MY COMMITMENT TO THE TEN BROTHERS!
I THINK THE LAST TIME WAS THE POEM? HAHA!
ANYWAY! FINALLY THE LONG AWAITED TTB-WEEKLY MAGAZINE IS OUT!
NOT REALLY, BUT THE COVER IS READY FOR PRINTING!
THE CONTENTS ARE STILL IN PROGRESS! HERE'S THE TEMPLATE!
TTB-WEEKLY ISSUE 1 COVER! FEATURING THE TEN BROTHERS! ='D

Wo hui lai le!!!!!

as gib share stress reliever, i share some IMH jokes

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Record 1:
Patient A: "So how... this book not bad yah?"

Patient B: "Yah agree, excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense,
sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art
- too many character names to remember!!!"

Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you put the telephone book back to the original place?"

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Record 2:
A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off,
what will happen to you?"

Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."

Doctor: "Hmm...that's normal...so if I were to cut your other ear
off, what will happen then?"

Patient: "I will not be able to see..."

The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."

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Record 3:
IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and
squats at the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.

The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to
understand her behavior first.

So, the doctor also wears black and carries a black umbrella; squatted
besides her everyday.

The days go by...the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single
exchange of word. After one solid month, the old lady finally broke
the silence and asked the doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a
mushroom?"

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Record 4:
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to
take a peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.

Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"

Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself...."

Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone
write a letter to himself?)

So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"

Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the
letter, how would I know??"

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Record 5

Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of
them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.

After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: "Hey!
How come you are not coming down yet?"

The patient on top replied: "No. no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet"

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Record 6

One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...How? I think I'm a chicken
since the day I was born...."

Doctor: "Wah! That's very serious...Why do you only come and seek
treatment now?"

Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."

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Record VII

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.

He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked
up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the
spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't
fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.

The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can
do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple
problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres
and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the
missing ones, easy as that"

The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why
are you here at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"
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End of jokes!!!!!

二哥, 快乐可以很简单, 不快乐也一样.

WAS HERE, BECAUSE I FELT LIKE BLOGGING.
BUT MINUTES AGO, SUDDENLY LOST THAT URGE TO DO SO.
BUT, I SHALL NOT JUST KEEP PRESSING 'BACK' A FEW TIMES.
NOR SIMPLY PRESSING 'CROSS' AND TO DIE, TO SLEEP.
SHALL JUST GET SOME THINGS POSTED EHH? ='D
WELL, HERE IT IS! SO STRESS RELIEVER! FOR PEOPLE IN JC ESPECIALLY!
BE HAPPY OKAY? I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY! ='D

CAPS LOCK:[
Stress Reliever 1

Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever 4

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am ?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever 5

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."Son: "
My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever 6

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans""My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever 7

Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Stress Reliever 8

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever 9

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Stress Reliever 10

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

Stress Reliever 11

Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

Stress Reliever 12

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.

Stress Reliever 13

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
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CURRENTLY LISTENING: I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY- BONNIE PINK

GO LE! DON'T DIE! ='D

Wo hui lai le!!!!!

was busy this few weeks so never post

came to share one chao ji wu de lame story created by my clique during the project

we did not do the project but just surf web chit chat paly games etc

the story goes like this

One watermelon (yellow one) ran away, it fell into the drain. Then it becomes a durian. And it starts poking everyone around it. But no one knew that even before the universe was formed, it was foretold by a prophet that one day, a certain watermelon would turn into a durian and go around poking everyone. And the only way to stop it……was to “religion is flawed only when durians don’t have thorns.” Then Jesus opened the doors of heaven, asking what the watermelon wants. After telling Jesus what it wants, the watermelon was banished to Earth. “This was what my mother told me when I asked about the origins of durians. I was told I am “BOTAK DURIAN” (my dad is BOTAK JONES. OMIGEEEE) cute shit manz! My father is made of EGGS! I’m made of DURIANS!!! Guess what my mother is made of?! My mother is made from cabbage. My uncle is a palm tree. A palm tree leh!!! Do you know how LOL that was? OH MY GOD MAN!!!! LOL. ROFL. >.< “ Im beautiful, im beautiful “ Sings me.HAHAHA. Palm tree produces oil! Oil can make make-ups to doll up myself. BEAUTIFUL! Then make-up add heat with zinc as a catalyst can produce a benzene. Soon the watermelon became rotten, so did the durian, so did the mother egg and so did the bloody palm tree. I say this all, in the name of the father…AMEN

二哥, 寂梦
HELLO EVERYONE! ='D
YEA, IT'S ME AGAIN... CAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS NOT LAZY ENOUGH TO BLOG...
I AM LAZY TO DO MY WORK... SO I PREFER BLOGGING! ='D

ACTUALLY IT'S MY 2 HOUR BREAK TIME NOW...
BUT I AM ACTUALLY SHARING IT WITH YOU GUYS! SO NICE RIGHT!? ='D
HAHA! I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SHARE SIOL...

LET ME RECAP WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE PREVIOUS WEEKENDS:

SATURDAY:
WOKE UP SUPER EARLY! SUPPOSE TO GO TO SYFC IN THE MORNING...
BUT WELL, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WELL... YEA... SO... NOT MUCH TO TALK ABOUT...
THEN MEET CHEESENG AT DOGGY GOD, THEN WE WENT TO EAT COLD NOODLES (THOSE WITH ICE CUBES INSIDE), QUITE NICE... JUST THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL TOO FULL!
THEN WE WENT TO BUGIS TO MEET WEI MING! ='D
THEN KUAN LIANG CAME LATER...
WALK AROUND BUGIS...

AND WELL... A SUMMARY OF OUR SPENDINGS:

GIBSON:
1/4 JEANS, $10
HAIRCUT, $10
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TOTAL: $20

CHEE SENG:
1/4 JEANS, $5
HAIRCUT, $10
CHICKEN *3: $3
COFFEE: $2.20
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TOTAL: $20.20

WEI MING:
1/4 JEANS: $10
SWEETCORN: $1.50
COFFEE: $1.50
MENTOS: $1.20
MACDONALS: $6.30
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TOTAL: $20.50

KUAN LIANG:
1/4 JEANS: $10
SAUSAGE: $1.50
T-SHIRT: $20
BELT: $12.90
COFFEE: $2.20
CHICKEN*2: $2
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TOTAL: $49.60

省钱王: ME! ME! ME!
THANKS FOR THE COFFEE, SWEETCORN, AND CHICKEN! SORRY! NEXT TIME I TREAT BACK! REALLY POOR THIS WEEK! HAHA! ='D THANKS!

花钱王: KUAN LIANG! KUAN LIANG!
HAHAHA! AS USUAL, BUT YOU RICH MAH! TIME TO DO SOME REFLECTION EHH! ='D

ROFL... OUR OUTING LIKE VERY BORING SIOL... BUT ACTUALLY THE WHOLE DAY WAS QUITE FUN... FOR ME LA... I DON'T KNOW ABOUT KUAN LIANG... ='P

SUNDAY:

NOTHING SPECIAL...
OHH! I FOUND THIS SONG BY JASON MRAZ... CALLED TRY TRY TRY! VERY NICE! ='D
I LIKE IT VERY MUCH! HAHA! LISTENING TO IT NOW...
I KNOW NAING OO DON'T LIKE JASON MRAZ... SORRY... BUT I DON'T CARE HAHA! ='D

AND I HAD A BAD DREAM... IF THAT IS SOMETHING SPECIAL...

I GOING FOR MY LUNCH SOON... TELL ME ENJOY MY LUNCH IF YOU BROTHER ENOUGH! OHHH YAAA! DAVID IS SICK! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ILLNESS... MAYBE IS LOVE SICK!? HAHA! ANYWAY GET WELL SOON! DRINK PLENTY OF WATER AND HAVE PLENTY OF REST! DON'T DIE EVERYONE! (ESPECIALLY DAVID FOR NOW...) ='D

BURH-BYES~

KEnt

Yo!~ So rare to see me blog rite?

Dun wan the blog die, so i post something to brighten up the spirits!~ :D
Er.........
i met this girl..in my current school. She's interesting. She's Indian. She's..from a school, a branded sec sch. Do i sound like subtly introducing a girlfriend? LOL actually its on purpose and its not =.= i juz find her unique and interesting la..
She told me she met a guy during the first days of school, an interesting guy. i think i like to use the word "interesting" a lot huh? how about i say she met she met a guy who has a special endowment that can cause a person to die for him? The feeling is mammoth. Well, then she goes on telling me that she like him. She says: OMG!~ he's so hot! I was shocked and..aghasted. Then one day, out of a sudden she told me about him. She says: "haha, you'd never imagine my first meeting with him. It's so cute! He asked me during CCA time, in drama room, which school did I come from. I told him I'm from Cresent. then he asked me why did i ended up here? then i said Hah, screwed up my O'levels. then i asked him which sch he is from. he told me he's from Monford(smth like that). Then i asked how did u ended up here then? (sacarstically) Then he said hah, screwed up my O'levels. Lets call this girl A so that i can continue my next story. lol

Nice story huh? :D i liked it. lol so i tot of sharing.

And she go this joke..she says it originated from Cresent girls sch(which is her sch). it happens when i said to her she sucks. Then she replied: " What? i suck? u blow! =.=

And then my class is very interesting...i mean the class has special endowment that can make people die for it. a lot of personalities, and politics.. haih

There's this another girl who is very small(in size) and cute(Girl C). The whole class like her, including girl A. Btw, girl A is a lesbian ( as can be seen from the fact that she's from a girls sch. C'mon..definitely la hor?) Girl A likes cecilia(4H 1. oopz) and Girl B(who is in our class too) and she likes her senior( a hockey girl). She changed cca from drama to hockey..=.= dunno why though. she dun even dare touch the ball. Well..

...

Sien of typing, n gossiping..=.= i'm not a person who gossips noe?

I'll just end this here.. juz want to say that warcraft is fun :D wif friends and brothers only. er, study is hard, so pls study harder. Oh, and i got diarrhea today..it made the toilet stale, but nvm! there's air purifier!~ :D

Will be back to blog soon lol its fun.